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    tha wip3

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    Random Jokes

    Post by tha wip3 on Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:51 pm

    My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt!

    I hitted her with baseball bat.
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    Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

    Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.
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    What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

    To learn how to sing.
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    Sign of drinking problem...

    You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."
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    What's long and hard and excites a girl
    when she's finally lucky enough to get on it?

    The road to success!
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    How many Los Angeles police officers does it
    take to beat up a black motorist?

    None. He fell down the stairs.
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    My wife and I are into S & M

    She Sleeps and I masturbate
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    One blonde to another...

    Have you ever read Shakespeare?

    No. Who wrote it?
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    What does ADIDAS stand for?

    All Day I Dream About S*x
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    What does FIFA stand for?

    Football Is For A**holes
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    What does Christmas tree and Priest have in common?

    Both have balls just for decoration
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    What do you get when you cross an ape with blonde?

    A retarded ape
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    Shawn
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    Re: Random Jokes

    Post by Shawn on Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:28 pm

    Lol'd at the 12 inches.
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    tha wip3

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    Re: Random Jokes

    Post by tha wip3 on Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:56 am

    haha:d i like the Britney Spears 1 :d
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    Bren_
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    Re: Random Jokes

    Post by Bren_ on Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:51 am

    lol Shawn not surprised and i think the priest one is the funniest. Most of them are kinda dumb.. liek the last one.

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